Meet the team

Name: Evildumdum
Position: Project Co-ordinator / Coder
Favorite Food: Loli Buns
Bio: What is known about this king of fluffy rabbits is unclear for the most part, though we do know he’s obsessed with cuteness. He spends his time thinking of new ways his digital minions can kill each other in battle, while keeping a miniature cattle prod to keep the team in line to make sure the game gets made.. 
Useless Facts:
- Summons bunnies using carrots, a pentagram and fluffy thoughts
- The smallest, bushy beardiest, most awesomest, most modestest person on the team
- Handled the battle engine for the game

Name: LairdEnvy
Position: Programmer
Favorite Cheese: Port Derby
Bio: A wannabe Grinder with a bit of experience with several programming languages. Also a MSc Bioengineering student, allotment tender and mediocre gamer, so sometimes disappears for a bit if there is bit of a lull in the bug squishing.
Useless Facts:
-Chaotic alignment sometimes results in mad science
-Would like to buy enough land to grow EVERY DAMN PLANT
-Lone member of a demonic cult

Name: Jumbo70
Position: Breeding animator
Favorite Pastime: Car Shopping
Bio: He started out as a lowly mouse from a humble village… that just so happened to be populated by vikings, before growing into this bombastic legendary figure that man envy for his well-packed figure and the ladies swoon for. Tales tell of his epic exploit, defeating the ferocious sea beasts, giants, and other monstrous creatures, pillaging villages from evil or good, and bedding many cute mouse girls along the way. You will never find this warrior without his trusty weapon and flask, and if you ever meet this viking, make sure to keep that flask full and you’ll might make it through the night.
Useless Facts:
-The 70 doesn’t mean the year
-Nor does it mean the age
-Owns two bar stools

Name: RageBunny
Position: Character artist
Quote: “If it breaths, we can hump it!”
Another quote: "If it doesn't, hump it anyway..."
Bio: The implosive time-bomb that will straight slap you for saying stupid things with a smile on his face the whole time. Also has a very flexible approach to people ranging from polite conversation over a cup of tea to violating them with his feet while wearing toe socks, and a man who lives by a flip of the coin from deciding what to drink all the way to choosing between punching you in the baby make or licking syrup off your nipples. Life is a game and he plays it by chance.
Usless Facts:
- Makes other members uncomfortable for fun
- Hates barstools
- Enjoys playing with butts

Name: ValturNaa
Position: Art Director, Loremaster
Favorite food: Bones
Bio: High in the north in the forest of Maine he lived, once, happily as a wolf. But through a chance encounter with an enchanted hunter, he was bound forever to a human form, and has since wandered the country seeking a cure for his curse. Along the way, he has discovered many stories and learned to tell his own, and although he still seeks to return to his true form, he finds human customs both fascinating and entirely alien. In his mind’s eye he still wanders the hidden paths of the forest that was once his home, and he finds comfort in going back there through story and video game.
Useless Facts:
- He helped the Pokemon Pink project get off the ground, and now serves as its coder/writer.
- He is a walking MP3 player set forever on random. Many have searched for his mute button, to no avail.
- His favorite music is anything that reminds him of home. He believes that the finest instrument known to man is the voice.

Name: Vintage Bass
Position: Currently on hiatus
Number of Names: Infinite
Bio: In West Clowndelphia, born and raise, on the playground where he spent most of his days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and throwing some cream pies right behind the school. When a couple of clowns were up to no good, making trouble in his neighborhood, and when he told one bad joke, his mom got scared and she told him “you’re moving to your uncle and auntie in Clown-Air.”
Useless Facts:
- Has a habit for quoting songs
- Wrote for a couple of fanfics
- May review cartoons on the side

Name: M-void
Position: Battle animator
Number of left toes: Two
Bio: Living his life entirely in binary expressions, this numerically obsessed space wizard quietly pots to overthrow the squishy and inferior biological life forms of this plant. Pausing only to read the occasional romance manga, he works steadily towards humanity's doom.
Useless Facts:
-Is 10011 years old
-Has an IQ of 1100111
-Will destroy the earth in the year 11111100100

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